An attractive young girl，chaperoned by an ugly old lady，entered the doctor's office.
"We have come for an examination." said the young girl.
"All right." said the doctor. "Go behind that curtain and take your clothes off."
"No， not me." said the girl. "It's my aunt here."
"Very well." said the doctor. "Madam， stick out your tongue."
( Ha ha ha..)
VIP
While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive.
So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back.
They were traveling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph, when a policeman happened to see them.
As he pulled them over, he called in to headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it.
The chief asked:
"Who is in the limo, the governor?"
The policeman told him: "No, someone more important than the governor."
Then the chief asked
"Is it the President?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone even more important than the President."
This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: "Now who is more important than the President?!"
The policeman calmly whispered: "I don't know who is this guy, but he has the pope as his chauffeur."
(..Very Funny~)
So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back.
They were traveling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph, when a policeman happened to see them.
As he pulled them over, he called in to headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it.
The chief asked:
"Who is in the limo, the governor?"
The policeman told him: "No, someone more important than the governor."
Then the chief asked
"Is it the President?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone even more important than the President."
This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: "Now who is more important than the President?!"
The policeman calmly whispered: "I don't know who is this guy, but he has the pope as his chauffeur."
(..Very Funny~)
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