Good lawer

Two lawyers entered a diner and ordered two glasses of beer.
Then they took out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner, incensed at what the two men were doing, marched over and told them,
"You can't eat your own sandwiches here!"
The two lawyers looked at each other,
..shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
 

His wife

Two men were talking in the pub about their forthcoming holidays.

"I'm taking my wife on an African safari，" said the first man.
His friend asked, "Isn't that a bit dangerous? What would you do if a ferocious lion attacked her?"

"Nothing！" replied the first man.
"What, you wouldn't do anything?" "No，" said the first man.
"Let the stupid lion fend for itself!"

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