Gas emission

A man walks into a doctors office.
He says, "Doctor, I'm suffering from silent gas emissions.
Last night during a movie, I had 10 silent gas emissions.
This morning in the car on the way to your office, I had five silent gas emissions.
And while waiting in your waiting room I had three silent gas emissions.
Right now, as a matter of fact, I've just had two more."
The doctor replied,
"Well, the first thing we're going to do is check your hearing!"

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