His wife

Two men were talking in the pub about their forthcoming holidays.

"I'm taking my wife on an African safari," said the first man.
His friend asked, "Isn't that a bit dangerous? What would you do if a ferocious lion attacked her?"

"Nothing!" replied the first man.
"What, you wouldn't do anything?" "No," said the first man.
"Let the stupid lion fend for itself!"

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